Thursday, April 21, 2011

Review: Vampire Relationship Guide - Volume One

Josie wants what she's never been able to have--sex with a vampire. When she receives an invitation to a party thrown by one of the world's richest vamps, she doesn't stop to question her luck; she just jumps into her favorite stilettos and heads out to the event of a lifetime, secretly hoping that she'll come home with a party favor in the shape of a sexy coffin dweller.

But the great undead, much to Josie's chagrin, aren't just pale sexbots with pointy teeth waiting to satisfy her carnal desires; they are dangerous--and sometimes cranky. With a single-minded focus on fulfilling her sole sexual longing, Josie unwittingly entrenches herself in the twisted and sometimes antagonistic world of vampire relationships with no one to guide her, but herself.


This is a very funny, novella-length book. At only 90 pages, it is something that's great to read when you don't have a lot of free time. Josie is hilarious, I just love the way she thinks and they way she talks. She is a 32 year old bridal shop worker who is just dying to jump in the sack with a vampire. She suddenly lands herself dates with 2 different, sexy vampires. Unfortunately, when you date someone for what they are instead of who they are - you are probably going to end up very disappointed.

Josie is a little too ignorant, and a little too trusting - and lands herself in some deep trouble. She finds out that people, or vampires rather, aren't always what they appear. I wouldn't exactly call this book a romance, but it was very entertaining. There was one sex scene, so I would recommend this for ages 18+. I think that fans of the Sookie Stackhouse series by Charlaine Harris will enjoy this book. Be sure to come by on Saturday, because the author Evelyn Lafont will be here during her blog tour and I hear that there is an awesome opportunity that you won't want to miss!


  1. I"m doing the tour too, and I thought it was hilarious also! I think I snorted water I was drinking a couple of times during it! LOL When she's describing the smell of the cab...hahahaha! Too funny!
    The Delusional Diaries

  2. This sounds like a great, great book and one that must go on my TBR list. Thanks for the review!

  3. Sounds like a great pool-side read for me this summer. Good to know vampires get cranky too.